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Mini Prognosis


justmesue

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My Ebay order came today. I said somewhere else, I always buy from the same guy. This was taped to my diningroom set.

MINIATURE-ITIS

(Contagious to adults)

SYMPTOMS

Continual complaint as to the need of wood, paper, paint, glue, lace, ribbon etc...

Has no taste for work of any kind, except making, sharing and enjoying our treasures.

Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse and children.

Frequents places such as museums, dollarstores, craft stores, fleamarkets, etc...

Gets strange far-away look in eyes looking through craft books and magazines.

TREATMENT

Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal but gets progressively worse. Patient should attend Houseparties, workshops, subscribe to miniatuire magazines and bw given a quiet corner in the house to work.

NO KNOWN CURE!

remarks:

The ususal prognosis is- The sicker the patient gets-the more he enjoys it, and life in general!

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