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I am trashing this yard scene and I was going redneck on it. I got the tradional Missouri planters(tires) and the tore up couch(no dog yet),and pink flamingos But it is still to clean I need more. More trash ideas. We all know one, you know that house with the things you wish they would get rid of. Or as I call it"You might be a redneck....) I need some more things and if you got any ideas or pics of out of date plantholders and/or that are tacky I'd love to see them too.

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I have a chyrsonbon tub I could send you

I used the other items in the set for the bike shop and now I have a tub.

it needs a home.

dont forget

the dogs under the porch

the clothes line

beer cans

old bbq grill tipped over next to a newer one

lawn chairs that have seen much better days

misc wood strewn here and there

weeds

dirt patches

fence with broken post

car on cinderblocks

cinderblocks strewn about

mattress springs

I am looking forward to seeingt your project! nice to see someone else from MO

to bad you are soo far from me!

nutti :wave:

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Don't forget the garbage spilling out of ripped up bags. These can be easily be cut out of a real one, and seamed together with a lighter. Then fill them with ripped up peices of paper, and make tiny slits with an exacto knife, once you have tied them! Youcan also fill little clear zip bags with with crushed leaves. The possibilities are endless sounds like fun!

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Old mattresses and bed frames leaning up against the side of the house, cars with no engines, hoods open ans missing doors. I saw this beat up house on the outskirts of a state prison with all these beat up cars and peacocks roaming around as pets...don't ask I don't know...old fridges with no doors, beat up oil paintings w/ half broken frames, dolls with no heads, patio chair frames with cushions missing, bkies with missing parts, beat up trucks on monster wheels, dixie or marine core flags hanging off the porch. Giant lawn deer missing antlers...

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Around here I always see alot of rusty old (broken) farm equipment and lots of car parts, no cars just the parts. :flowers: Unless it's my house then I have the multi colored car, a little red escort with a red primer hatch and quarter panel and a purple hood in the driveway. :flowers:

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when I lived in a more "redneckish" side of town my next door neigbhor always tailgated in the apartment complex parking lot. he'd get in the back of his beat up pick up truck. set up a lawn chair, but a beer in the holder.. have the baseball game going on the radio and bbq on a small coal grill. every week all by himself. it was quite funny to see. not to mention he wasnt the "best" dressed :flowers: my neigbhor on the otherside of me had a big costco size empty greenbean can (with the wrapper still on the can) out side her door and it was her ash tray! lol

o man i could really keep going. LOL

how about putting a fridge on the front lawn? ive seen plenty of those.

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rusting car(s) or truck(s) up on blocks with various parts missing or strewn about

the auto bench seats on the sagging front porch, ripped with stuffing and springs sticking our and old blankets or bright new crocheted afghans thrown over them

split-cane seat rockers with broken slats and ratty caning

boken toys

don't forget to "wash" the unpainted wood on your house with isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol & India ink mixture to "age" it to that sivery patina; the rest can be either chipped, peeling paint or peeling tarpaper (nicely simulated with sheets of sandpaper).

Corrugated cardboard simulates roofing tin righ nicely.

uncut grass & blooming weeds at least knee-high

a clothesline or two with men's longjohns & other underwear, overalls and a couple of incredibly huge pairs of ladies' drawers

old rusting cookware, broken crockery, empty fruitjars

at least one broken iron beadstead used as a "flower bed", great with clumps of peonies and hydrangeas growing in it

a couple of truck tire swings hanging from the trees, one with a decrepit deerstand out back

Parts of a still peeping out from the overgrown bushes behind the "necessary" out back.

coffee cans set about the porch with brown stains and clumps of old tobacco where the cans were "missed"

a worn crate on end or other "table" on the porch

(note: I spent a spell in N GA & Piedmont SC as a social worker)

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