glen Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I won't dare post when I cook the toilet, lavtory & bathtub for this house Tis better to remain quiet and be thought um .......strange Than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peggi Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh Holly: I can just see it now Officer: "We're here on a report of strange smells emitting from your kitchen" Havanholly: "We'll nothing to worry about officer, I've just cooked my toilet" Officer (smirking in disbelief) "Toilet" Havanholly: "and sink and bathtub" Officer (on walkie talkie) please send the wagon and make sure it has tie down straps "Lady, remain calm, help is on the way" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anya Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh Holly: I can just see it now Officer: "We're here on a report of strange smells emitting from your kitchen" Havanholly: "We'll nothing to worry about officer, I've just cooked my toilet" Officer (smirking in disbelief) "Toilet" Havanholly: "and sink and bathtub" Officer (on walkie talkie) please send the wagon and make sure it has tie down straps "Lady, remain calm, help is on the way" OMG hehehe Hope the bowl was empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanaholly Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 (Total silence, muted sounds of male sobbing; Holly has died laughing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymew Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Move over, Martha Stewart. Miniaturists are cooking. -Susanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanaholly Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I had to come back, DH read the thread and nearly died laughing, himself! (HE knows what I bake in my little toaster oven) What goes in the crock-pot?? In my house it's usually edibles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 What goes in the crock-pot?? <putting on welding gloves and picking up a baseball bat> <sneaking into the kitchen and quietly approaching the crockpot> A-HA!! <whack> Get <bash> Back <smack> In <crash> The <whap, smash> Darn <whomp, whomp, whomp> Crockpot!!!!! <whack, whack, whack, whack> <slamming the lid on the pot> There. <sighing with relief> Another couple hours should do it. <turning around> Oh, Hi. Um........er..........it's chicken. Yeah, yeah, that's it. It's chicken. <tossing bat and gloves in the corner and wandering off muttering> I think it'll taste juuuuuuuuust like chicken. Deb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jing-jing Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 That cat is beautiful! Truly a work of art. http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/archives/..._transla_1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doogster Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 The cat is great, I've thought of getting an el-cheapo toaster oven for Fimo and Sculpy (they're basically the same). I'm gonna use the burgundy sculpy for the cushion and arms of the seat for my Time Machine. I've seen people use mini seats for TM's but they look nothing like the Bernhaus Hercules barber's seat used for both props. So I'm making me own. BTW, is the Fimo and Sculp stinky when it bakes? I may do it out in the garage, the neighbours already think I'm weird, so what's one more thing to seal the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakyshaky Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 It's only stinky if you burn it, then it is really stinky and not very good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie-me(Chris) Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 'Making anything nice?' and I replied 'no, I'm just cooking a rat.' ;) Now THAT'S funny!!!! Congrats Sunnyray! I'll be watching for your things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymew Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 BTW, is the Fimo and Sculp stinky when it bakes? I may do it out in the garage, the neighbours already think I'm weird, so what's one more thing to seal the deal. I can just hear your neighbours now .... muttering among themselves. "What's he doing in the garage? Smells like he's cooking something. Nope, can't recognize the smell ....hmmm maybe we should go and peek in through the window. I'm not going to look in his window .. you go look in his window." ;) -Susanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anya Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I can just hear your neighbours now .... muttering among themselves. "What's he doing in the garage? Smells like he's cooking something. Nope, can't recognize the smell ....hmmm maybe we should go and peek in through the window. I'm not going to look in his window .. you go look in his window." ;) -Susanne Neighbours. "Yeah I heard him the other week sayin' somthin' about building a time machine still wanna look?" .. Something just doesn't add up here. Toaster oven/time machine?" An hour later doogster appears from the garage with his latest creation at hand. "Well, I'll be darned, he's miniaturised his sofa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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